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e-q-u-i-t-a-t-e:

cARL THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR NECK

(Source: caterpiii)

Posted 1 day ago

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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(Source: luuuvbug)

Posted 1 day ago
blvckgoldenn:


That one friend that acts out when boys are around

blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

Posted 1 day ago

fawun:

if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after

(Source: yzma)

Posted 1 day ago

ladybug:

mean girls 10 year anniversary is april 30th of this year and that is a wednesday and you can bet your bottom dollar I will be wearing pink.

Posted 1 day ago
You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted “best breasts”.
Scarlett Johansson (via moonbrains)

(Source: moriarty)

Posted 1 day ago

zooophagous:

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

(Source: elenargents)

Posted 1 day ago

stylishlou:

Favorite Songs → Fall Out Boy

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blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

(Source: annunnaki)

Posted 1 day ago

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

(Source: gameofbooze)

Posted 1 day ago

furbychild:

talk furby to me

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Posted 1 day ago

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

bi-sexual-red-panda:

jamesfrancobs:

stacerface:

pvnkslut:

I have a dog.

I have coffee.

I have tumblr 

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(Source: everythingyoulovetoohate)

Posted 1 day ago
Rule #1 Never be #2
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the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

(Source: thunreswine)

Posted 1 day ago

tokomon:

makingmywaydownmax:

The main reason Rihanna was so unamused during the VMA’s was that she didn’t have Katy Perry by her side

i mean

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she’s only happy 

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if

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there’s

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a katy perry 

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involved

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(Source: daeneryszhavorsa)